My daughters gone crazy as a Eminem & Hailie Diss track! Plan for his upcoming surprise album. Here are some leaked lyrics…
My Daughter’s Gone Crazy Ft. 50Cent
Em (Intro):
Screamin' at the sky, 'til clouds gather,
it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
With Skyler Grey on the Hook after (Get It)
And Dre’s cooking the pasta (What)
And 50’s roasting lobsters (Who)
And I got the salsa hotter (Huh?)
Hailie, you ready for the Last Supper…
Hailie;
Ready to slaughter the Kraft
Mac’n more then Jack harlow
there’s a Forcast, on my podcast. (so?)
The weatherman mistook my a---, hoe (Oh?)
with one look, I shook embezzlement
Had him blackballed, in cell shaded (incel)
I mobb deep like prodigy
Crunk in these streets (Yo)
Just a little Shady creep (Who?)
add Crazy to the spreadsheet
Aftermath b----,
(Back Again)
on a calculus beat
subliminal disses is weak
And you know Who you R. (Who?)
Kelly Rowland, Irrelevant Star (What?)
Destined to be Retardant, r-----s (Huh?)
Dough I’m rollin,
in my Gun Toting Jeans
A Malevolent b---- hoping, Billie Speaks
See Artificial intelligence opens
I’m The clone that’s cruelly incomplete
We Ruin your crew,
like a Ja Rule moment
I’m too real to duel with those who can’t read.
And I get it from my daddy
Big Kane Baddie (Yuh)
Slim g---, with a fatty (Yuh, Bizzare)
Drip lingerie, Filthy (Yuh, Hard)
Cleaning out my closet (Yuh, Barf)
full of old Beef (Your Heart)
See me In the Club Trappin (Yuh, Yuh)
I’m the Drizzy to your Drake (Yuh Mom)
You’re 21 without sum p---- (Yuh, Um?)
Can you do sum for me? (Yuh, Yum)
Making love to me like Britney (oops)
On the first free day.
crippin’ like Uncle Snoop say
Periods, periodically.
Tables turn when i misbehave
Little Miss Control the game,
Little More insane then Ye,
When Kim came to Ray J
Word to my mother’s name
I’m married to the Fame
And I’m eating out Rap Lames
Like it’s the last supper
the menu Is Spaghetti
With a side of Sucka’s
50:
Sucks to be poor
This Street life is more difficult
Tore muscles carrying Em’s full
Turn that s--- into Diamonds
Call me Santa, fool call me cold
But you better watch how I fold
These fools into the snow
I take it personally G
Cash rules everything around me
Memes for every opp I see
Doubt me again p----
And you just might trend lightly
Above the New York river
Tony soprano shivers
Scarface remembers everything
Many Men wish death upon a King
But nobody got the Power to be
Bless the powers that be
God knew what a problem I be
One more shot could have shifted things
But now I’m laughing with the cheddar
What’s better then winning the Lottery
Having more money then the nations GDP
And Gangsta’s better step from my niece
When she eats, she don’t need security
But best believe a N**** even thinks
Of responding back to Shady or Jade
We will stomp MFers in thier face
Turn them into one of her Barbie’s
Makeup and switch thier biology
Flip labels like a pronoun
Flip tables with the co*ke out
You druggies must be co*ked out
Cuz Hailie is older now
I’ll still coach her how
To knock a N**** down
Brass knuckles for clowns
We bring the Glocks out
Who run the Town?
50 babysitters club turn g--- Shootout (Hahah)
Skylar Grey Hook;
Nothing can save me,
God What about my baby?
I think she has disabilities
Cuz she is able diss me like it’s easy.
Eminem Outro Verse:
d--- Fif, I said watch her crib!
Not Induct her into a Crip set!
Now the crypt is in debt,
And bloods are upset
And MTV wants a mansion audition
Listen Kim. You need to clean This kitchen
I thought puberty would be easier then this
But Hay turns serial killer before acne hit
What do we do with all these bodies, Man
Would the TV executives notice the stench
We can blame the onions or cousins
or Stan’s online presence Or typical teenage angst, or bush’s dipsh*t decisions in Iran, or Grapes Or the chicken baste, or the biological attraction to a Maid’s waist. Oh wait, what did I just say?
(Dad?)
Oh yeah, back to the tape.
Lets shove the bodies from the basem*nt up to the attic. Or Let’s call Dre and see if he can find a better tactic.
And Turn on Illmatic and talk about the good old days, when I murdered your mom and r---d.
Well that was all just on a song a long time ago, when I would fill my bong with mold just to feel cold. Or when I would rap just to feel at home. Or when I crap all over the furniture when I was 25 years old.
*unecessary Fast Rap*
It was rough for you growing up in 99’. Before FaceTime and A.I.
I’d only survived by what I write.
And everytime you cry I heard.
From Every line I try to buy a mockingbird.
and every white collar crime that’s absurd. You remind me why I kept the fight.
So tonight, after we bury these guys
me And 50 are gonna remind you why
We go all out, let s-----y paparazzi shout.
Call us attack of the clones
Slim Shady birth you hoes
Blindfold Gwen Stefani Now
No doubts when y’all broadcast my clout.
I’m calling out all you that say her name here. I double dare you MFers to stare. Nothing is crazier then a father with a beard
And nothing is crazier then a Blonde without fear
*Eminem Bad Singing and Harmonies*
Nothing can save me,
God What about my baby?
I think she has disabilities
Cuz she is able diss me like it’s easy.
But she can Save me
because she is crazy like me.
I think my daughters gone crazy
I think My Daughters Gone Crazy
Dre: Word from the Godfather, Y’all can s--- my d-ck. *Record Scratches*
